-crownoflove: his pledge to her. i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random txts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
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“Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.” — Chuck Palahniuk
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grritsestherr: aartpixie: strawberry swing | Tumblr on we heart it / visual bookmark #3901279 my favoritest music video. possibly ever. (:
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What I always wondered.

hannah-suh:

Why the heck we all close our eyes when we kiss people.

LIKE DO WE ENTER A WORLD OF RAINBOW COLORED UNICORNS AND A BOTTOMLESS PIT OF NUTELLA IN A MOMENT OF OUR BLINDNESS?

I truly will never know. But I will do it anyways, join the bandwagon of the million kisses in movies and real life.

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loveyourchaos: (by Randy Martin)
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izzyee: i’d do that
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